STATUS: All systems nominal. Awaiting ignition.
It began as a joke in a lab with too much coffee and too little supervision. The Zero-Point Reactor was designed to harness infinite energy — and instead, it harnesses infinite *nothing*. A true masterpiece of overengineering with no measurable output.
The lights flicker. A deep hum fills your imagination. The readouts remain unchanged. You feel powerful — but nothing happens. The Zero-Point Reactor is a tribute to simulated progress, where *status: nominal* is the only real achievement.
Runs 42 diagnostics before clicking “Ignite.”
Opens console logs to check “energy flow.”
Gives countdowns out loud before ignition.
“If it produces nothing, isn’t that still energy?”
Because every useless invention deserves a sci-fi sequel. Our Reactor combines advanced-looking UI with absolutely no output — the perfect illusion of technological progress.
No fuel required. Just click and pretend you’re powering a spaceship. Experience simulated control over imaginary energy — it’s thrillingly fake.
Engage the containment field over and over again. Watch absolutely no change happen, in perfect, stable equilibrium. It’s a physicist’s dream of doing nothing safely.
Our scientists estimate it could power an entire galaxy — if it actually worked. Until then, it powers imagination and mild amusement.
The cleanest energy source known to humankind — because it produces nothing. Zero waste, zero emissions, zero watts. 100% uselessly sustainable.
Absolutely not. It’s safer than a flashlight with no batteries. The Zero-Point Reactor poses no threat — except maybe to your productivity.
There is none — and that’s the point. It gives you the illusion of control in a cold, chaotic universe. Click “Ignite” and feel the warm glow of pure placebo power.
Only a few electrons from your Wi-Fi connection and a sprinkle of imagination. It’s the greenest fake reactor on Earth — or anywhere else.
You successfully ignited a source of infinite nothing. Humanity thanks you for your contribution to theoretical energy and entertainment.
